Tech Whoa BB, what's with all the drinking?
Bonzai Bill: It's the anniversary of the death of Speedster.
Tech: Who was Speedster?
Bonzai Bill: He was the worlds fastest superhero.
Tech: And what happened to him?
Bonzai Bill: He ran at the speed of light and got converted into energy, some say that if you suddenly see a bright flash of light it's Speedster's energy ghost.
- Tech: Wha-who decorated the hideout? I was only gone fifteen miutes.
Bonzai Bill: It was me, decorating this place was a breeze with my superspeed.
Tech: But the place is a wreck! There's junk everwhere and it's all cluttered about!
Bonzai Bill: Hey I'd like to see you do a good job at decoratin' when you're going at fifty five miles per second!
- Tech: You want a what in the hideout?!
Bonzai Bill: A supermarket, I saw an undeground hideout with one in a movie once!
- Bonzai Bill: Well I don't think that went too badly.
Sparky: T-too badly?! What the he Hell is wrong with you?! You just crashed into a control tower you idiot!
Bonzai Bill: Yes well, maybe there are survivors...maybe. Oh look I can see someone's hand poking out through the rubble.