- Muscle: Pangolin? Why are you in a ring toss booth?
Pangolin: Court order. I have to do a month of community service.
Muscle (throws ring on Pangolin's head): Well looks like I won you.
Pangolin: Oh sure when you do it it's cute, but when I do it it's sexual harassment!
- Pangolin: Ahh, Halloween, the time of year when children and creepy adults all go out and trick or treat.
Sparky: Why are you wearing a mask with your face on it?
Pangolin: Because I'm a creepy adult who likes to go out trick or treating.
- Pangolin: Sparky quick wake up! It's Christmas...Eve.
- Japanese woman (Earth-2301): Otaku!
Pangolin (Earth-2301): Otaku? I think that means I'm cute.
Tech (Earth-2301): Err, actually Pangolin, she just called you a comic book geek... (Sparky laughs, Pangolin falls on face)
- Demona: (Gunshots) What the Hell was that?
Pangolin: Oh God, it's Dick Cheney! Run before he kills us all and mistakes us for birds! Oh uh, execpt you Demi, he'll probably mistake you for Lucifier.
- Pangolin: Your bullets cannot harm me, my scales are like a shield of steel!
- Demona (Demona, Sparky and Muscle are sitting on a couch with stunned looks, Pangolin is standing behind them with a grin): Oh. My. God.
Sparky: Pangolin...Is this true?
Pangolin: Nah, we just made that to punk her boyfriend.
Sparky: Wow, I would not like to be Jimmy Kimmel right now.
Woman on TV:...Up against the mini-bar!
- Pangolin: Holy Crap! It's Jennifer Love Hewitt!
Lacey Chabert: I'm not Jennifer Love Hewitt! I'm Lacey Chabert! I'm three years younger and my voice is higher!
Pangolin: Well...you look like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Lacey Chabert: I'm my own person God Dammit!
Sparky: Pangolin what are you-? Hey, it's Lacey Chabert! Big fan miss Chabert.
Lacey Chabert: Thank you! Someone knows who I am!
Pangolin: So...are you sure you're not Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Sparky: Uh, can I have your autograph?
Lacey Chabert: Get your creepy friend away from me and I'll take you out to dinner.
Sparky:...Pangolin, get the Hell away from her! (kicks Pangolin)
Pangolin: Oof! Wait, get me Jennifer Love Hewitt's autograph too!
- Pangolin: Oh God no! This is the worst thing since-!
Sparky: Gritty reboots?
Pangolin: Oh God! They're so awful! They ruin everything! It only works with that guy with the pointy ears! They destroy everything else!
- Sparky: Wow, I can't believe Pangolin's on Millionaire!
Announcer (TV): And now to start things off, the $100 question: Which of these things weighs the most?: A) A peanut? B) An elephant? C) The moon? Or D) A tennis ball?
Pangolin (TV): Oh, boy, haha, tough one...gee, let me think about this for a minute.
Sparky: WHAT?! Pangolin how can you be so stupid?!
Pangolin: You know what? I'm gonna go with the 50/50.
Pangolin: Yikes, knocked off two of my favourite options...uh, guess I'll phone a friend.
Sparky: No! No! You freakin' idiot! (phone rings, Sparky stares, then answers hesitantly) Hellllloooo?
Pangolin: Sparky, hi. Hey, can you get Tech, like really quickly?
Spark: Its C you idiot! C!
Pangolin: Ok, you're really eatin' up my time here.
Sparky:(Banging can he heard over phone) You (BANG)! Stupid (BANG)! Son (BANG)! of (BANG)! A (Bang!) Bi-! (call cuts off)
Pangolin: Yikes...better not go with him, sounds like he's been drinking. Eh, I guess I'll go with B.
Announcer: My God...do you have any idea what you've just done?!
Pangolin: Won $100?
Announcer: (eye twitch) Get him the hell outta here.
Muscle: Sparky...why is your head bleeding? And why are there dents in the wall?